baoan

an amazing guy that knows the ninja ways..

kid:WOW BAOAN YOU ARE SOO COOL !
baoan:I know kid ...now go away

by baoan November 22, 2007

ray-bamnesia

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.

Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.

by GucciLittlePiggy October 9, 2008

Baoon

Blowing air out of nose.

Used during texting to show the person that what they sent made you closed-mouth laugh while air came out of your nose.

“Hahahaha I baoon’d”

by Mkat February 11, 2019

BATMN

When LOL is a bit too much, but you still thought it was funny, BATMN aka "breathing air through my nose" is a great response.

Good joke! I totally BATMN right there.

or

Her: What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Me: I don't knowm what?
Her: You can't tuna fish.
Me: BATMN

by BATMN-man November 12, 2018

Bamon

A combination of two names made into one. For FanFic reasons; just for a love of a certain couple. In this case the names are Bonnie and Damon (combined to one) from The Vampire Diaries.

Bamon Fan #1: Don't you just love my Bamon poster?
Bamon Fan #2: What? I never thought they were a couple yet!
Bamon Fan #1: Oh yeah I just cropped Elena's face out and pasted Bonnie's. See, Damon really has his arms around her! Ahhh <3

by Hiath September 16, 2011

Badmn

A somewhat shortened term for the English slang word 'BADMAN' also used as a humorous term.

That guy is a badmn.

by Brokedd August 14, 2010

baoms

Ba-oh-ems. "Barf all over my shoes"

A saying in response to something that happened which was extremely unfortunate; a saying responding to something truly nasty.

"Ugh, I just saw my ex-boyfriend. Baoms!"

"I can't believe you just ate a spoonful of cream-cheese! Baoms!"

by theTree October 3, 2012