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Bammer

Redneck, toolish, uneducated, obnoxious Alabama football fan who has no connection to the University of Alabama, save that he/she lives within the border of the State of Alabama. Bammers tend to live in clusters and erect small shrines to Bear Bryant in their living quarters. Bammers liberally use the term "we" when describing the exploits of the University of Alabama footbal team.
Now that the University of Alabama's football program has won a few games, the Bammers grow more insufferable by the day.
by MacBayBay68 September 23, 2010
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bammer

usually meaning bad, not good, bad quality weed.
"Man big Tom hooked us up with some bammer shit"
by nichole December 29, 2004
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bammer

A term used in the Southeast U.S. to describe arrogant, redneck fans of the University of Alabama football program. Most bammers have never set foot on the school's campus, much less taken a class or graduated from there, and don't care about any sport other than football. A bammer usually can't tell you anything about the University of Alabama unless it is football related. More intelligent bammers may know that the school is in Tuscaloosa, but don't count on it. Despite having absolutely no affiliation with the school besides liking their football team, bammers use the word "we" when talking about Bama football. They will also pick a fight over "their" school, especially if you talk smack about Bear Bryant. Bammers have a deep-seated hatred for Auburn football, often referring to anyone affiliated with Auburn as a "barner," and are very sore losers. You are most likely to find bammers in trailer parks, and in line to collect either unemployment or welfare.
No, he didn't even graduate high school. He's just a bammer.
by JuniperPaw November 14, 2010
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The Bammer Hammer

The ignition device of the boom dust to shoot a pew from a pew shooter.
"I think the bammer hammer is jammed"
"What?"
"You know, the hammer that ignites the boom dust?"
"That's not what it's called"
"Well, what is it called then?"
"The Travel Gavel"
"Why would it be called that?"
"Because it's a gavel that makes the pew travel"
"Fair enough"
by Lavabite October 26, 2020
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Bammer

by Tha Great April 25, 2007
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Bammer

Endearing term used to describe the fans of that redneck school in the northwestern Alabama town of Tuscaloser.

Most Bammers tend to find it insulting, although most Bammer haters tend to find it fitting.
"Who's that toothless, inbred-looking guy over there?"
"Meh, just some worthless Bammer. Give him a dollar so he can himself some booze."
by wardamneagle November 15, 2004
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bammer

One who cheers for the crimson tide. Usually clad in houndstooth clothing with a mullet tucked under their "bear bryant" hat. Traditionally uneducated
So glad i'm a bammer so it's drink beer, shoot deer and ROLL TIDE ROLL.

I'm definitely a bammer because i quit high school at 14 and now my life revolves around a college i've never even attended. ROLL TIDE

I'm a bammer because i believe in Bear bryant, nick saban and jesus christ in that order.
by large phil November 30, 2011
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