Bam Margera

A "skater" who is nothing more than an eleven-year-old douche bag in the body of a 30-something year old, and is only famous for his role in "Jackass" - the pinnacle, and prime example of the average American's intellect, and "A show named after its target audience". He is also famous for his show, Viva la Bam whose viewers use words like "lame" and spell extremely as "extreamly", highlighting either their inability to spell and use a keyboard, or their overall intelligence.

1. "Man, you're such a douche, you're just like Bam Margera."
2. "And anyone who says it sucks are people who are either to mature, or a bunch of 16 yr. olds who try to be cool and probably are extreamly lame" -- Definition #4 of Viva la Bam.

by Saul David December 01, 2007

bam margera

Wrote, produced, and edited the CKY movie series along side with Brandon Dicamillo.
Bam also skates for Element Skateboards, and has been for quite some time, BEFORE Viva La Bam. After Viva La Bam, Bam Margera became widely popular due to MTVs vast popularity.(which is best known why CKY and HIM are so popular now)
CKY and HIM have been mainly publicised by Bam, and the Element Skateboard company. Bam Margera officially sold out in the 2nd to 3rd season of the "hit" television series Viva La Bam, by having MTV give him shit loads of money to due things thought not possible (like when he was in CKY).
His humor has grown old, and will never quite be the same again.

Year 2002
dude#1:"hey man this CKY video is fuckin' hilarious"
dude#2:"what the fuck is CKY?"

Year 2004-2005
dude#1:"hey did you see last nights episode of Viva La Bam?"

preppy MTV girl:"lyk OMGZ, was it the one where bam margera got a HELICOPTER and went to the top of that mountain in BRAZIL, lyk wHere i ttly go tANning evry yr with my rich parents who spoil me?!"

by Big C and the Kids Table June 23, 2006

bam margera

1. MTV's bitch.
2. Mamma's boy.
3. Decent skater.

What will he do next?
Bam Margera: Whatever the fuck MTV tells me.

by imaloser November 18, 2006

Bam Margera

See "Faggot"

You:"Bam Margera is the coolest guy ever!"

Me:"Eat Shit, Faggot!"

by Court_H August 23, 2008

bam margera

i am a fan of bam margera he is funy but people who say he's the greatest skater of all time dont know shit about skateboarding ther are skaters much better than bam that dont even get half the publicity he get's he is famous for jackass and viva la bam and not for skateboarding dont get me wrong he is a good skater with a good style but not the best skater of all time

do u know who daewon song is probly not and he's so much beter at skateboarding than bam margera

by skateboard pleb August 12, 2006

bam margera

First of all, Bam is not the "best skater on the face of the earth". He's only popular because of Jackass and Viva La Bam. People who this he is "God" are stupid because he's just another skater. HE did not start CKY, and most "skater" girls and posers only like CKY and HIM because Bam listens to it.

Fan Of CKY and HIM because of Bam: man i love CKY and HIM! theyre so awesome!
Real Fan: man u just like them cause of Bam!
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: NO! I totally listend to them before he was popular!
Real Fa: so where are they from?
F.O.C.A.H. b/c of Bam: PHILLY! (or PA)
REal Fan: europe, idiot.

by molly September 02, 2004

Bam Margera

A rare, possibly extinct, mutation of the chimpanzee, without the aforementioned's charm or wit. Tastes a bit like chicken.

"Who's that smelly fucker? Oh, it's a Bam Margera!"

by Mr Ned September 14, 2005