baby shower

when a man proceeds to ejaculate over a womans entire body

damn dude, I gave my girl a full baby shower last night...

by DMasSC November 2, 2007

Baby Shower

When a man sprays his baby batter all over a woman's face.

See son, here is a picture of your mother's first baby shower when she was pregnant with you. Notice my babby batter all over her face, she's a great woman!

by xul8tr July 29, 2008

Baby Shower

When a man orgasams in his hand and flings it into his partners mouth.

Gayland shot his load in his hand and gave his chick a "Baby Shower" when he flung it into her open mouth!

by Leongabriel June 15, 2013

baby shower

when you wear a condom and dump the remnants or refuse of your seed on her head

i gave her a baby shower last night

by stubadub2000 January 24, 2010

Baby Shower

when you blast cum on a girls face.

I killed millions of my potential babies when i gave your girl a baby shower last night.

by Luis Gonzo January 8, 2008

baby shower

bukake on a baby

hey lets go baby shower that kid.

by theabomb November 4, 2008

Baby shower

A rare natural phenomenon where there will start raining babies. This is due to the water/baby ratio in the baby being very high, due to the fact that the 'baby' part is so small. The babies will evaporate, and then, when cold enough, condense. When this happens, it's important to stay inside, or at least wear a special umbrella made of steel.

"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WHAT THE HELL IS THAT"
"OH MY FUCKING GOD"
"Wait, is that Meghan's kid?"
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT"
"Y'all, chill, it's only a baby shower"

by POTUS Official January 28, 2022