I'm baby

A phrase used by grown adults who want to advertise their lack of basic skills as something to be adored and fawned over.

Charlie: I'm baby
Alex: You're not baby, Charlie. You're 30 years old and you don't have a fucking job.

by allahtheunforgiving April 21, 2020

i'm baby

usually meaning ur the submissive one in a relationship. u prefer to be called baby and other pet names by ur s/o

"i'm baby"

by clofrr June 16, 2019

I’m baby

Usually used by small “wholesome” girls. Indicates a need for affection that their parents failed to provide. Often associated with the 🥺 emoji. Also used to excuse clumsy/stupid actions in the “But I’m baby” form.

“Kate, this is the sixth time you’ve overcooked the boba!”

“But.... but I’m baby 🥺”

“No u ain’t”

by Buffarlos March 18, 2020

I’m baby

Usually used by small “wholesome” girls. Indicates a need for affection that their parents failed to provide. Often associated with the 🥺 emoji. Also used to excuse clumsy/stupid actions in the “But I’m baby” form.

“Kate, this is the sixth time you’ve overcooked the boba!”

“But.... but I’m baby 🥺”

“No u ain’t”

by Buffarlos March 18, 2020

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)

Quite possibly the best song ever, by the rap group The Casual Sax & the Saxual Revolution on the album The Blow Sven Theory. The Casual Sax consists of Sven Barth and Induce Are, and the song features Frontz Sinatra.

I talk a lot of things
I've seen a lot of stuff
But what I really want to do is finger bang your fucking muff
I wanna dig my finger out and put it in your mouth
I get you so wet you flood the goddamn house
You think I'm talkin' dirty
But when you start to jerk me
All I do is make sure you ain't got the herpes
But it's ok babe
You know I got 'em too
I get you so excited that you can't control your poo

Girl I got this big ol' boner and I know you are a groaner
and yo momma's name is moaner she can get down if she wanna
We can watch some movie eat some popcorn
Girl I got porn in a bag in the backseat of my dots-on
Girl I don't care if you wanna pull your hair
I'm a freak in the sheets even eat yo underwear
I wanna squirt up in that skirt
Got that thang that you can jerk
Girl I'm down with 8 sheas if you want to make it work

I got a handlebar mustache
Promise not to bust fast
If I ride it from behind my balls are gonna touch ass
Please don't be no snooty whore
I'll pee up in your booty hole
Assassinate an ass
Yes it's kinda like my duty-o
Your room mate is a cutie-o
I met her at the studio
I feed her plenty roofies then I kicked her in the cooty-hole

You don't know where the hell I've been
My balls are full of melon in and then hacky sack her with my weiner
Go ahead and tell a friend

Baby I'm Black (From the Waist Down)
Got a dong
And I wanna
Lay it on ya

by man oh mann October 7, 2009

I’m baby

Is abi and is not taylor

Abi: I’m baby
Taylor: no I’m baby

Taylor was wrong, and smelly.

by Allev2001 March 27, 2019

I'm baby

A term often found as text on facebook profile pics commonly used by attention seeking parental disappointments A.K.A e-girls and homosexual males

E-thot: I'm baby
Me: get the f*ck outta my face b*tch go overdose on cocaine or some shit

by Danethemane April 21, 2020