babies

What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.

*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*

That's why she shouldn't have had babies.

by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

Babies

A set of multiple vodka and soda drinks containing a mandatory 2 limes. Vodka of choice is usually Titos brand.

I drank so many babies that I fell in the street and broke my nose.

by Ruffryder123 February 18, 2019

babies

a delicious snack

hey I'm hungry lets go get some babies

by connorggg July 6, 2008

babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.

I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.

by Miska May 2, 2005

babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

by m July 14, 2004

babies

When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.

My mommy told me how babies are made!

by Kissy FrESH bABY SMOOCH April 11, 2006

babies

Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.

Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.

by Cate September 2, 2003