B.M.W.

BIG MEXICAN WOMAN

dude Ricardo mom is a total B.M.W.

by skeezefucker69 June 17, 2009

b.m.w.

Beautiful Mexican Woman.
Big Mexican Woman
the car

by B.M.W. June 28, 2002

b.m.w.

1/Bat mans willy . . . . . . . . . an abreviation.

2/ a german car

"hav u eva touched a bmw" "yes" "haha uv touched batmans willy u queer"

by Louis Matthew Murray October 10, 2004

B.M.W.

Stands for Body Made Wrong. Having an awkward or poorly proportioned shape. This term usually pertains to females but may describe either gender.

Laura has large breasts and no butt, she suffers from B.M.W.

by Unknown2u May 28, 2006

B.M.W.

Body Made Wrong

Guy: I don't know what it is about that girl that I don't like...

Gal: She got a B.M.W., plain and simple.

by Draper May 30, 2004

b.m.w.

black man's weiner
(used most appropriately when viewing pornography)

Check out that BMW!

by yo September 21, 2003

B.M.W.

big mexican woman: A big, fat mexican woman

When putting down a guy's wife/girlfriend....."Hey man, I heard you've been driving a B.M.W.!

Used particularly around southwestern military bases, where mexican women are hanging around, and trying to hook GIs

by SCORPIOERIC August 14, 2006