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B-B-S

B-B-S stands for Belly Button Sex.
The act of haveing sex via the Bellybutton.
Chris - Hey Rae, lets B-B-S
Rae - Ok but this time don't take it out and aim it at my face.
Chris - Im not making any promises.
by Rangegod February 20, 2009
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B B's

Bloody Bogies. When you pick your nose and you pull out a red one.
when you pick your nose and you pull out a bogie with blood on it (and i mean a real slimey squiggy bogie all bloody) keep it on your finger but dont show anyone. Then, go up to your mate and say "ive got B B's" he/she will reply in confusement "what are B B's?" you then shove your finger with the bloddy bogie on it right infront their face and say "Bloody Bogies" (in a loud, childish and querky manner) then wait for the responce.
by Ni-a-cin August 24, 2005
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B&B’s

B&B’s is short for “beers and brens” which is basically the tuffest move in northeast philly. Most people never remember their first B&B’s… DA
“Bro B&B’s the other night went crazy.” “JJ lost his virginity at B&B’s.” “We got crazy drunk at B&B’s.”
by John Cramutolo September 22, 2023
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B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation

Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.
-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!
by Carrima September 15, 2011
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F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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S.A.B.B.S.

If you've dropped something on the ground and can't reach it without having to get up off the chair and get to it, you've got S.A.B.B.S.

Baby, can you please pick that up for me, I have S.A.B.B.S.
by Heidi Strand May 8, 2008
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B.S.B.B.

A girl that has a special ability to suck on the male testicles using her abnormally large buttocks. (Ball Sucking Buttocks Bitch)
Timmy:I went all the way with that B.S.B.B. last nite her ass was so good at sucking my balls!!!
by Kamandin April 17, 2006
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