bork

Irreversibly damaged.

My soundcard is borked.

by Liverstar October 17, 2001

Bork

A noise that a clumsy or idiotic-looking dog makes instead of "bark"

"Primed and ready to bork"

"BOORK" "woah you gave me a frighten

by Galaxy.boy May 16, 2016

bork

Exclamation commonly used by muppet swedes.

Bork bork bork.

by Tarrasque November 18, 2002

bork

sound of le canine companion :)

Person: Who's a good :boy:?
Dog: BORK BORK

by BigPokemon October 29, 2020

bork

The noise that the Swedish Chef from the Muppets makes.

Bork Bork Bork Bork!
- The Swedish Chef from the Muppets

by kristyvictoria March 7, 2005

bork

to have one's character assasinated;
as in the treatment by the U.S. Senate Judiciary Committee of Supreme Court Justice nominee Robert Bork.

You sure got borked on that deal.

by Paul M. Williamsen March 26, 2003

Bork

1.) A corruption of the Swedish word for
'away'; used by the Swedish Chef when
he throws objects into the air. (Adj.)

2.) The corruption of english language to
sound as if the Swedish Chef was
saying it. (N.)

3.) To change regular writing or speech
into "Borked" language or speech. (V.)

1.) "Bork, Bork, Bork!" (throws away ladle)

2.) original:
"Welcome to Wikipedia,
the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit.
2,602,815 articles in English"
"Borked" Text:
"Velcume-a tu Veekipedia,
zee free-a eecyclupedeea thet unyune-a cun ideet.
2,602,815 erticles in Ingleesh"

by thewolvesarewatching March 9, 2009