ayatollah 

n The title given to a person in a position of power or respect. Alluding to the title of the same name in the Islamic faith. It may, however, be used in situations as far as can be from Islam as imaginable, such as the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla from The Road Warrior, or Inspectah Deck’s lines in U-God’s “Rumble.”

"Ayatollah, high roller nine totter" -Deck

ayatollah by GKCanadian December 17, 2008

ayatollah 

The male genitalia (e.g., the penis)

My ayatollah wasn't cooperating last night (e.g., viagra had to be used)

ayatollah by jane lindquist January 19, 2004

ayatollah assahola 

A slang term used to describe a muslim leader.
One that muslims respect but all others laugh their arses off at because of their funny beards and stupid tea towels on their heads.
Also they talk funny.

"Some leb got offended at my ayatollah assahola shirt so he ran away to get some buddies to beat me up, but by the time they got back i was kickin back in the shire."

ayatollah assahola by allabaster August 31, 2006

ayatollah 

mouthpiece of Alvin.

Ayatollah Assaholah.

ayatollah by steviedee May 26, 2004

American Ayatollah 

Look at Iran. It calls itself an "Islamic Republic". It's a theocratic dictatorship where the ruling ayatollahs impose THEIR version of Islam on Iranians.
American ayatollahs are those who want to impose THEIR version of Christianity on all American people. They want to establish a totalitarian nation, a Christian Iran.

The American Ayatollahs are the "fundie"- inclined false prophets who steal, and try to force their views on America. This recent election campaigning we had was tainted by rumors and lies. The main candidates seemed to be alright but there were cretins on both sides of the fence and the Christian Reich tried to use it all to their advantage. Barack Obama and John McCain acted civil to each other but the fanatical riff-raff and the lies and the rumors were all over the place. These American Ayatollahs are nothing but prying con artists with an evil agenda!

American Ayatollah by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 27, 2009

Ayatollah 

A Turkish person.

Comes from Jimmy Nail's character in Auf Wiedersehen Pet who refers to the Turk's as Ayatollah's.

Oi, Ayatollah!

I'm off to the kebab house, you want anything from the Ayatollah's?

Have you seen so and so's new boyfriends? He's Turkish, ahh the Ayatollah.

Ayatollah by Cannonball Taffy O'Jones October 23, 2011

The ayatollah of rock and rolla

Stitch Jones

Mike: Holy shit dude! Is that Stitch Jones? Ben: Yep. The ayatollah of rock and rolla.

The ayatollah of rock and rolla by Copenhagencowboy78 January 3, 2020