Hairy Ax Wound

A women's unshaved vagina while she is on her period.

When we were going to have sex, but her hairy ax wound disgusted me. EWWWWWW!!!! It looked like a hairy clam.

by Mike Ferg aka Spoosen February 17, 2007

weach awound

Just your basic reach around with the exception that it is being performed on / by a person with a speech impediment.

Whewes my weach awound Gweg?

by Hooked on Tronics July 29, 2008

MOULDY AXEWOUND

Derived from true Glasgwegian(Glasgow, Scotland)a mouldy axewound is a term used so as to describe the pitiful or shameful state of a persons arse. For example an arse crack in this sense is refered to as axewound simply due to the manner in which it is shaped like an axewound. The "mouldy" describes a harful image of an uncleaned or unwiped arse crack.

Check the nick of yer mouldy axewound.

by niko_05 June 11, 2006

Ax Wound

A womans vagina, twat, cunt, what ever you want to call it

N. Her ax wound was hot and wet

by Josh Grauer May 15, 2006

ax wound

another name for the female genitals

I could n't wait to slam my rod in the hotties ax wound

by jwd December 6, 2003

axewound

a lady's vaginal area.

i savaged her glistening axewound with my broadsword.

by Stephen Porter April 17, 2008

bloody ax wound

In other words a period.

Hey honey did ur bloody ax wound come yet this month, im really horney

by Jordan555 August 6, 2007