Rear axle

To be one of two other people out with a couple in a typical couple situation. A third wheel plus one.

"Want to help me rear axle Kenny and his bae tonight?"

"Ugh, I don't know if I'm into that sort of thing."

"Nah man, I just mean hang out with the three of us."

by cvalk May 29, 2016

Axle stall

A skateboarding trick where you go up to the coping on minipipe, turn 90 degrees, and lean back on your heels, therefore ending up with both trucks on the coping, and being stationary. To get out, lift up your front truck, lean forward, and pivot back 90 degrees, and come back down in the stance you came in. These are also the base for a 50-50 on a minipipe.

Axle stalls look cool.

by Ricky Benda May 25, 2005

Axleoc

Some guy who uses the word "incompetent" too much and has nice thighs

person 1: man who is that guy
person 2: idk but hes an Axleoc

by orange_slice November 1, 2020

axle grease

brown-colored fecal residue that accumulates within the anal area as heat is generated between the butt cheeks, and mixes with anal perspiration, usu. during strenuous activity, or during a hot day. Is usually a by-product of swamp ass.

After defecating and wiping 64 times, my rectal area appeared to be as clean and pure as the white-driven snow. However, an hour later, as the the heat and humidity increased, this just wasn't the case. My swamp ass generated a little axle grease, as evidenced by the bacon strips on the inside of my underwear (which were the size of Rhode Island.) Shootin' hoops for lengthy periods can contribute to this deplorable condition as well.

by weave March 21, 2003

Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim

Bubble Bass' Order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate and/or cringiest food ever to exist.

'I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass

by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019

Alzetic

A teenage boy who uses xD way too much for a 16-year-old and has absolutely amazing spelling. Truly there is no one on the planet who has mastered the English language as much as Alzetic. His spelling is immaculate and everyone knows it. Alzetic also really enjoys anime, sweatshirts, art, and arguing with his older sister. He uses Discord religiously and constantly tries to force his cousin to play modded Minecraft (it doesn't work). He wants to go on Survivor when he's older even though realistically he would hate the conditions. Oh yeah, Alzetic also has two cats. One has a brain compatible with that of a half-eaten peanut and the favourite gets all the cuddles.

Dude, did you see Alzetic's drawing? It was pretty cool.

by mastrgril123456781 July 19, 2020

Velvet Axlegrease

The silky lubrication between your fingers after giving your woman a love rub.

Abraham: I hate giving mustache rides cause the velvet axlegrease goes up my nose.
Paco: That's why i always carry swimming goggles and nose plugs.

by conqPACOdor42 March 28, 2009