Awetard

Using the premise that each and every human being is a "tard" of some type...

A contraction of "awesome tard".

Awesome + tard = awetard

noun - aw-tahrd

a) A person who acknowledges and fully accepts the ugly truth(s) about themselves and lives out-fucking-loud, without shame or embarrassment, no matter how many times they get kicked in the balls or clit.

b) A person who uses the awesome power of hope to overcome adversity and tragedy.

c) A person who will do and say whatever-the-fuck he or she wants, regardless of public opinion.

d) A hunter and fighter for all things awesome.

"I can't believe that awetard just asked Hillary Clinton if she could taste Monica Lewinsky on Bill's cock."

by Kris C. Harris March 19, 2013

awtar

A loving and caring person

Awtar is a nice guy

by Oliver Bourton May 15, 2018

awktard

An awkward bastard.

I tried to talk to him, but he kept being an awktard

by Squirrellyness July 2, 2009

social awktard

A person with less than acceptable social skills who communicates in a very awkward fashion. One whom lacks common sense in social situations and causes undue awkwardness.

Person A: (in reference to a dude met on a dating app on her phone) He asked me for my number so we could talk on the phone and get to know each other better.
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard

by Lula Brinkli August 25, 2013

amitard

a person who's fed from weed pizza and attention and likes to cringe. amitard is also known to be very awkward sometimes and not dank at al
Amitard= amitai+retard

"stop dabbing you stupid bitch you look like an amitard"

by biguzivert September 17, 2017

Agitarded

When you are so agitated that you are unable to function effectively.

I could not formulate coherent thoughts due to being agitarded.

by Longodoggo January 26, 2019

Awita

A concoction of a drink that my cousin Kevin Cervantes created back in the day...i think it's ice tea and lemonade but he wouldn't let us see it so I'm not sure .

Can I get some awita por favor señor.

by BodegaJ April 23, 2021