awesomity

A quantitative measurement determined by the weight of the Awesome an object contains (in Newtons) divided by its mass in kilograms.

That brick's awesomity level is off the Richter scale!

by Geoff Summers December 8, 2003

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awesomasity

The degree to which something is awesome.

Doug Yancey Funnie's awesomasity is very high.

by Tea Man September 22, 2008

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awesomnosity

A state of being so awesome, that all things which are awesome pale in comparison to and worship you as a primitive would worship an angry god.

Coyote's awesomnosity was so strong that space-time would curve on its own accord around him.

by Noq March 22, 2005

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Awesomosity is the measure or level of awesome within a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Awesomosity is measured in Internets, which is the standard-system unit. Although the metric system does not have an awesomosity unit, it is commonly measured in an informal unit known as the Yurop.

The formula for determining awesomosity is thus:

a= (b*(s-c)) + (g-d) - (j+n)

Where
a= Awesomosity (in Internets)
b= Beer (in kegs)
s= number of strippers
c= number of strippers that don't completely strip down/ugly strippers/male strippers
p= porn (in
g= Number of Game Consoles and Computers
d= Outdated Game Consoles and Computers that cannot play WoW
j= Jocks
n= Nerds

It is unknown where this formula came from, but it is widely believed to have been created by a mysterious scientist/Sciamancer.

n00b: Sciamancer invented the formula for Awesomosity!

Sciamancer: And I just used it to deduce that YOUR awesomosity equals negative five!

n00b: dayamit.

by supergeniusguy November 15, 2009

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