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Anonymous

A name used to hide your real identity; a placeholder name.
Name in a Zoom call: Anonymous
by JYi2009 September 14, 2020
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Anonymous Shade

Some random youtube girl that owns a discord server and can't go 5 minutes without turning into a demon
Bundle of Nonsense: Hey Hunter why is your name HeadliestDunter?
DeadliestHunter: Anonymous Shade thinks she's being funny
by DeadliestHunter June 12, 2020
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assholes anonymous

Assholes Anonymous or AA – A 12-step program for assholes in an attempt to recover from its horrible sphincter grip into recovery. An asshole can never be cured but they can be “in recovery.”

Some never come to grips with their situation until they have suffered an assectomy

The 12 Steps of Assholes Anonymous
1. We admitted we were powerless over our assholiness - that our lives had become unmanageable
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to non-asshole living.
3. Made a decision to turn our asshole desires and asshole habits over to the care of God as we understood God
4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our own personal asshole.
5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our being an asshole.
6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of being an asshole.
7. Humbly asked God to remove our assholes.
8. Made a list of all persons the asshole in us had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or other assholes
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were being an asshole, promptly admitted it
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood God, praying only for knowledge of God's will to free us from our assholes and the power to carry that out
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other assholes, and to practice these principles in all our affairs
From an AA (Assholes Anonymous) meeting:

Mike: "My name is Mike and I am an asshole. I was born an asshole and have been an asshole, sometimes in denial all of my life."

Group: "Hi, Mike!"
by Marthakay November 9, 2008
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AnonymousX

Damn i found this kids soundcloud he fucking destroys brainwaves with his bass. soundcloud.com/anonymousx
yo i heard that anonymousx kid the other night! holy fuck i had to change my underwear.
by Crybook October 11, 2011
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Anonymoose

An anonymous moose.

You don't know it's name, it's identity, or it's hangout.

But it will find you.

And it will moose you to death.
Jim: "Hey. What's the name of that moose?"

Joe: "I don't know. It's an anonymoose."

Jim: "Is it dangerous?"

Joe: "More dangerous than anything you've ever seen. It'll moose you to death."

Jim: "Moose me? What's that m- AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH! IT'S MOOSING ME! OH GOD! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFFFFFF!"
by Muffin_Of_Doom5 September 16, 2009
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Annoymous

Something that is enormously annoying!

Best said with a Brooklyn accent.
When someone repeats the Urban Word of the day over and over, they are really annoymous.
by afrostegirl October 15, 2009
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Rodney Anonymous

Former vocalist and keyboardist of the Dead Milkmen. Has worked on other projects such as Parasite Lost and Burn Witch Burn. At the moment he resides in lovely Philadelphia with his wife Vienna. He also has a website located at www.rodneyanonymous.com which is called RATYHTL.
Once when I was walking into Zipperhead I saw Rodney Anonymous!
by Debris December 27, 2004
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