Ansonitis

Taking on the appearence or mannerisms of an Anson.

Dude, he was telling stories about things his dad bought. Kid's coming down with serious Ansonitis.

There are random pasty white kids with ansonitis everywhere, even roaming around the African Bush.

by Chowda! March 25, 2008

Allenitis

Contagious disease that causes you to clap when you laugh

(Common) in Fort Lauderdale

A young boy caught allenitis and went home clapping to his parents ! His parents were worried 😔

by Crews corner April 25, 2019

Alkonitis

Alkonitis is a definitely non-fictional terminal illness with very low awareness. It is an infection of the braincell that makes you write as if you were having a very severe stroke and/or epileptic attack and it's heavily contagious. It's known to originate from www.fontskeyboard.com.

The first user to be affected was Halcona, but it is widespread now

Person 1: ''hey I heard you caught Alkonitis, are you alright?''
Person 2 (infected): ''UUma a im nfonts for android and iphone - www.fontskeybomsbnh x baj??sn 8*//*e847 hds SOs bj--.v....''

by Halcona April 9, 2021