astoria

A neighborhood on the western end of Queens, New York. Renowned for its large Greek immigrant population, Astoria is also a traditional Italian stronghold. More recently, the area has become a gloriously polyglot mixture of almost every identifiable ethnic group on the planet while also providing residence for large numbers of white middle-class twenty- and thirtysomethings from the rest of the United States. Currently favored for its relatively low rents, relatively low crime rates, European-style cafe culture, and phenomenal variety of ethnic restaurants and grocers. Shows a pleasant tendency to be immune to the average wave of mall-culture gentrification; Starbucks and the Gap may be present, but not in a way that overwhelms the whole situation. On the other hand, the subway situation is marginal at best and often infuriating.

Average person on 30th avenue: God, what am I going to have for dinner? Pizza, Chinese, something at a cafe, Indian, Mexican, Japanese, Greek, Thai, Brazilian, five pints of Guinness, something from that Latin place, a burger, vegetarian...if only the kitchen in my apartment wasn't so useless.

Resident watching hordes of Italians hanging out of cars, waving flags, screaming, laughing, dancing, screwing in the streets: I guess the World Cup final is over.

Upper West Side resident visiting Astoria-based friend: Your rent is HOW MUCH?!?!?

Resident heading back home after a show at the Mercury Lounge: Friggin' impossible stupid N train....

Resident headed to work on a random morning: Friggin' impossible stupid N and W trains....

by Patrick from Astoria December 14, 2008

Attoria

A strong and confident lady that takes no shit from anyone. She is graceful and eligent in her own ways. She is strong and confident in herself and others. She gives good advice and is there when you need her. She is a great friend that cares about you. She is goofy and okward. She can be embarrassed very easily by others and I very sensitive. She is not afraid to speak what she feels is right, but she is afraid to tell you what she feels inside. She loves to be with others. She is very intelligent in many ways. She is usually taller than many others. Many people think she is word and funny but she most likely is great at many forms of art.

Attoria fights back for what is right

by Mcdatt13 January 16, 2018

astoria

An extravagant neighborhood filled with italians greeks. known for its great city like nightlife astoria is the Mecca of teen age drinking as well as parties for the under 21 crowd. a great place to live.

An example of Astoria would be the Great City of Rome during the reign of the Roman Empire.

by rich brooks May 2, 2006

antoria

a girl that loyal, cute, and the only girl that can make you forget anybody else is on the world.

antoria is the perfect girl .

by Antoria December 18, 2017

Astoria Greengrass

The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!

Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*

by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011

Attoria

A strong and confident lady that takes no shit from anyone. She is graceful and eligent in her own ways. She is strong and confident in herself and others. She gives good advice and is there when you need her. She is a great friend that cares about you. She is goofy and okward. She can be embarrassed very easily by others and I very sensitive. She is not afraid to speak what she feels is right, but she is afraid to tell you what she feels inside. She loves to be with others. She is very intelligent in many ways. She is usually taller than many others. Many people think she is word and funny but she most likely is great at many forms of art.

Attoria fights back for what is right

by Mcdatt13 January 17, 2018

Artoria Pendragon

A character from the fate series. She’s a part of the servant class : Saber.
She’s also named the king of knights. The weapon she hold is named Excalibur in which she was able to pull out.
She’s sweet, trustworthy, brave, beautiful, and Cares for her master/ people she trust and likes. She also regret her past and wish to change that.

1: Do you know Artoria Pendragon from fate series?

2: Of course she’s my favorite!
1: Agreed!

by Frfc July 14, 2021