autofellatio 

The 'art' of fellating oneself

My back is fucked because of autofellatio

I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth

Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done

I love the cock... my own that is

autofellatio by NotHot August 5, 2008

Autofellatio 

Autofellatio is the act of oral stimulation of one's own penis as a form of masturbation. While few human males are sufficiently well-endowed and/or flexible enough to perform the frontbend required, increased flexibility achieved via gravity-assisted positions, and physical training such as gymnastics, contortion or yoga may make it possible for some. Fewer than 1% of men can successfully suck or lick their own penises.

David: I pleased myself last night by means of autofellatio.
Sean: Gay...

Autofellatio by Sean Mooney November 10, 2006

autofellatio 

A gorgeous, smart, sensible girl with the biggest hart for her friends and family and animals. She is really kind but some times she can be to kind, kinisha has a gorgeous personality and figure. You would be extremely luck if you get a chance to date her.

Kinisha Waring is easterly convinced. Autofellatio

autofellatio by Kinisha Waring April 7, 2017

Autofellatio 

The act of sucking your own dick

Ancient Greeks were really weird , like don't get me wrong but they did autofellatio.

Autofellatio by WEEEDEEER October 14, 2018

Lucid Autofellatio 

lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o

/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/

Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream

Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?

Lucid Autofellatio by TheTallestPsychonaut December 15, 2021

autofellatiography 

A self-written biographical sketch, such as one submitted in support of an award application, in which the writer plays up and exaggerates their own accomplishments, giving themselves a symbolic blow job.

"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."

autofellatiography by Fishbert December 16, 2008

Assisted Autofelletio 

Background: Autofelletio is the act of performing fellatio on one's self.

The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.

The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.

Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"

Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"

Bill: "Totally!"

Assisted Autofelletio by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010