autofellatio

sucking one's own dick, self sucking, self-service blowjob
2 do this, u need a flexible spine or a large/long dick
My friend can suck his own dick!!! He's double jointed and has an enormous cock!!!I think it's called "autofellatio"!!!
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by blthrskt October 24, 2005
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autofellatio

The 'art' of fellating oneself
My back is fucked because of autofellatio

I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth

Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done

I love the cock... my own that is
by NotHot July 13, 2008
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A gorgeous, smart, sensible girl with the biggest hart for her friends and family and animals. She is really kind but some times she can be to kind, kinisha has a gorgeous personality and figure. You would be extremely luck if you get a chance to date her.
Kinisha Waring is easterly convinced. Autofellatio
by Kinisha Waring April 07, 2017
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Lucid Autofellatio

lu•cid au•to•fel•la•ti•o

/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/

Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 16, 2021
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As the population grows over it's potential, the evolutionary process begins to take place. Humans will adapt to be able to perform autofellatio in order to reduce sexual desire. This will cause a dramatic drop in rates of sexual intercourse, allowing the human population to return to a more reasonable size that the one we cannot currently maintain.
The world is getting to large. Evolution must take place, as it did in other organisms. The way humans will adapt to influence a decline in a sizable population is the Autofellatioic Evolution of Humans.
by Ace. October 17, 2012
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Ancient Greeks were really weird , like don't get me wrong but they did autofellatio.
by WEEEDEEER October 14, 2018
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