The 'art' of fellating oneself
My back is fucked because of autofellatio
I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth
Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done
I love the cock... my own that is
I am a loser; so i guess I shall have to take matters into my own mouth
Damn girl, get out of the way; I will show you how its done
I love the cock... my own that is
by NotHot August 5, 2008
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/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/
Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
/ˈlo͞osəd ɔtoʊfəˈlāSH(ē)ˌō/
Oral stimulation of one's own penis while in a lucid dream
Me: I think I'm about to get fired for being late
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?
My dog: why's that?
Me: I had another Lucid Autofellatio happen
My dog: couldn't nut again?
Me: would I have been late to work if I was able to?
by TheTallestPsychonaut December 15, 2021
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"I got nominated for employee of the year, but now they're making me write an autofellatiography. I'm gagging."
by Fishbert December 16, 2008
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The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
The assisted autofelletio is achieved with the help of another person. As one person attempts autofelletio the second person pushes down on the shoulders in unison with the up and down motion of the first person.
The first person can use a free hand to increase stimulation during assisted autofelletio.
Bill: "Last night Jackie didn't want to give me a blow job but she helped me blow myself"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
Rob: "You got her to give you assisted autofelletio?"
Bill: "Totally!"
by Jack Itoff December 22, 2010
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