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autodepenile sodomization

The act of removing ones own penis and placing it into ones own asshole. (The testicles are optional)
1. Oh My god BS69 just Autodepenile sodomized himself.
2. Did you hear about Luke, he committed the terrible act of autodepenile sodomization.
by Bawa Dilbag June 11, 2008
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Autodesk

Kick ass maker of AutoCad (architectural program), Revit (another archi program), and other hot shits.
From Wayne: I spent all afternoon playing Autocad (Autodesk software), and ended up with the same thing I drew on a napkin at lunch, only larger and to scale.

High Score = "qsave: Drawing saved in Autocad 2000 format"
by HateMainstreamMusic April 16, 2008
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Autodesk

1. A Money Whore, that tries to buy out every 3D modeling and animation package it can.

2. Just Plain Whore.
Guy1: Let's go pickup an Autodesk and jizz inside her.
Guy2: Sounds like a plan.
by Sgt MacTavish June 20, 2009
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autodefinurbinate

(ott-oh-def-in-erb-in-ate) verb.

auto:self
definurbinate:UD definition

to write a defintion for yourself on urban dictionary. the definition generally contains flattering descriptions and an example with a speaker declaring something like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

usually an act performed by insecure people with low self esteem, or by conceited losers who actually think they are so awesome that people say things about them like, "that kid's such a __(whatever the name is)"

see also: autodefinurbinaut
Joe: "he just made a definition for himself."

Jameriquai: "he autodefinurbinated again? what a dork."
by iLet the dogs out February 22, 2010
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autodick

1) A self-absorbed person who is too preoccupied with his or her agenda to have consideration for those he interrupts.

2) A person who has no regard for the affairs of others and often says things that ruin a moment.
"To just get up and walk out of the meeting like that makes him an autodick in my book."

A cock blocker.
by dwn2dv8 February 23, 2010
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autodidactyls

autodidact: a self-taught person.

pterodactyl: extinct flying reptiles.

autodidactyls: extinct self-taught flying reptiles
"'autodidactyls' are extinct because they didn't teach themselves how to fly very well and they all crashed and burned." - says a satirist
by Pseudonymthewild@gmail.com February 11, 2013
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autodeception

The ability to fool ones self into believing a false item to be true. Self-deceiving.
Due to an extremely potent session of autodeception, young Billy found himself falling quickly from the heights of the cliff; his previous assertion that he could hack gravity proved to be incorrect.
by Davin Greenwell August 4, 2006
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