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Autobahn 

au·to·bahn aw-tuh-bahn

Verb - The act of engaging in oral intercourse while driving at constant high speeds, in which the recipient of the intercourse lays across the dashboard of the vehicle while the driver gives oral sex whith their foot pressed against the gas petal until the person on the dashboard reaches climax.
"We autobahned the whole way to school"
Autobahn by Hunter Kendrick January 12, 2009
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autobahn 

1. The German word for motorway, useually their is no speed limit.

2. A game played by stoners, simelar to killer where there are many joints going round many people at a speedy 2 draw pass rate, if you cannot keep up with the autobahn, you are over taken and the joint by passes you. It is named after the German motorway due to its fast pace.
1. Shpriedenfiner manbourachein fachkshreikenmiender, autobahn.

2. There's rakes eh folk, rakes eh doobies, lets get the autobahn on the go!
autobahn by McKean January 31, 2007

Autobahn 

au·to·bahn aw-tuh-bahn

Verb - The act of engaging in oral intercourse while driving at constant high speeds, in which the recipient of the intercourse lays across the dashboard of the vehicle while the driver gives oral sex whith their foot pressed against the gas petal until the person on the dashboard reaches climax.
"We autobahned the whole way to school"
Autobahn by Hunter Kendrick January 12, 2009

autobahn 

Willkommen, where are we ? DAS IST GUT!

OK , sunsets, das ist gut.
Sauerkraut, das ist gut.
The autobahn, wrumm wrumm, das ist gut.
Oompa music, das ist gut.
Euthanasia for the mantally feeble, das ist gut.
autobahn by SWGYArnold February 25, 2017

Autobahn 

Autobahn geht gar nicht
Autobahn by freds_de December 4, 2018

Autobahn Stormer

A large German sedan or coupe with a large engine and a high top speed.
The 1989 Mercedes 560SEL is a classic Autobahn Stormer. With a 5.6 liter V8 and 285HP, it reaches a top speed of 152MPH, but the large chassis makes it feel like it's barely doing 70.

Autobahn Drag Race 

When two people race to lick a man from the bottom of his ballsack to the top of his ass crack.
Katie and Hector were neck and neck for most of that Autobahn Drag Race.