Australians

British Texans.

Australians are basically British Texans.

by tanookijami December 28, 2018

Australians

People that often arrive in the northern hemisphere upside down, possessing a bizarre yet understandable accent.

Australians: Ay bloke, cain we heav a bir.

Bartender: Sure! *hands the Australians a beer.*

Guy at end of bar: Are they... upside down?

The other Guy: Don't worry! Their Australians.

by NS421 March 10, 2011

White Middle Aged Australians

The arrognat arseholes who whinge about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can find. They are rude to people who least deserve it and not the ones who do. They think they can do whatever they like and piss off younger generations around them by being complete know-it-all douche bags and telling them what to do.

Pack of some old fuck 50 something White Middle Aged Australians: "It's too cold", "It's too hot," "The sun is too bright", "it's too dark," "this meal is shit," "do this", "do that."

Me: "Blow my pussy"

Something always has to be wrong

by Trittrott November 7, 2010

australianized

Going for a quiet Drink with an Aussie can only lead to bad things make sure you take your passport money and never go head to head drinking with them

Ahhh mate I got australianized last night I feel like death

by Tommy16 October 19, 2015

Forgotten Australians

Australians of voting age actively ignored by Australian Liberal Party between 7 Sept 2013-21 May 2022

A talking point used by a new leader of a political party desperately seeking a strategy to convince followers that there are Australians desperate to vote for him and that he’s not just reviled h the population

"We'll propose strong policy ... our policies will be squarely aimed at the forgotten Australians in the suburbs across Australia,"

by Cruicerod May 31, 2022

Australianism

An Australian slant on a word or words.

Billy lid means kid, trouble and strife means wife are well known Australianism's

by Woohzal March 11, 2008

australians

A once magnificent group of people quickly becoming Americans. Along with the British one of the few peoples stupid enough to get sucked into the American Oil war in Iraq. For a representation of an Australian, see John Howard, the man they have elected as their leader for over 10 years.

- Hey, Maybe things will work out and the world will be a better place.
- Not with the Australians refusing to sign the kyoto protocol.

by whybother May 17, 2007