Aaron's opinion

A statement of fact; what facts are determined by.

"Your opinion is allowed to be different than Aaron's opinion, but that makes your opinion wrong."

by amturn August 30, 2021

Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

Tied to your wife's apron strings

Idiom

To be controlled or dominated by one's wife.

Can you make a decision on your own, or are you tied to your wife's apron strings?

by Zami Karzai September 13, 2018

Aaron's Life

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

by Aryo.7 November 15, 2010

Ahron’s Gum

When you’re a little slow and you believe that when your girl asks for gum, she really wants that dick. Only used by people who are a little slow. Named after a kid named Ahron.

M; Hey Jake did u give your girl the Ahron’s Gum last night
J: Yeah bro shit was tight

by Whodafuckisu March 5, 2018

Aaron S.

Realest nigga around. Most dawgest person made. Probably born in Baton Rouge.

Aaron S. Is a dawg

by Slim_93 May 20, 2018

Aaron's Hunting

When the bro Aaron becomes single he initiates his hunting phase and will not keep his mighty schlong in his pants at any cost.

Person 1: Hey did you hear Aaron broke up with his missus?
Person 2: Ah fuck hide your girl Aaron's Hunting.

by Dr1p_Godx January 25, 2022