August 2 

Snail day. A day celebrating the existence of the best creatures on Earth, snails. All snails are valid. They are friend shaped and thus celebrated on August 2

"Did you know it's snail day? Snails are really the best!"

"Please respect snails on August 2 nd, it's snail day"

August 2 by RainSparks October 17, 2019

August 2 

This day is Thicc Boi and awesome people yeet ugly noobs and everybody that is born on this date then they get hot girl friends

O my lord we should not fuck with him he is born on August 2

August 2 by DickHead43 November 6, 2019

August 2 

National Shit Day

it’s shit day on august 2

August 2 by kakajsj May 30, 2022

August 2 

National suck a dick day

“It’s august 2nd, suck my dick”

August 2 by Soyfishh August 1, 2021

August 2 

National girlfriend day

Hug and cuddle your girlfriend all day. Give he tons of kisses and love her as much as you can

Hey babe it’s August 2.

August 2 by Hard face hoppy harry August 1, 2021

August 2 

national croc day!!! 🐊 wear your shoes boys and girls. time to get crocy.

you: why is everyone wearing crocs??
friend: it’s august 2!
you: so???
friend: soooo it’s national croc day!!!!
you: ah. makes sense. i should invest.

August 2 by benisbeaN August 2, 2023

august 2 

National Trumpets suck day

Anon: Bro its August 2nd, its national Trumpets Suck Day!
Aron: Bro no way!

august 2 by trumpetssuck August 2, 2022