When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.
It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.
Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.
by barack obama hillary is a man November 17, 2007
Get the chinese auctionmug. When multiple men eliminate their feces onto multiple plates, and let a girl decide which one she wants rubbed on her face or chest. This is usually followed by chili dogs and Boston Pancakes.
A great party icebreaker.
A great party icebreaker.
by Frank West August 28, 2006
Get the the Slave Auctionmug. Person 1: Yo! I can't believe that cup went for $150 on Ebay!
Person 2: How do you know it went that high?
Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!
Person 2: How do you know it went that high?
Person 1: Shoot, I was auction stalking it all night!
by Lillyblume December 21, 2010
Get the Auction Stalkingmug. Put down; equivalent to the likes of 'He got owned' or 'She got Pwned'.
Plays on the idea that when selling something at an auction. One usually has to accept any bid, no matter how low it may be.
In other words, your being sold off for small change.
Plays on the idea that when selling something at an auction. One usually has to accept any bid, no matter how low it may be.
In other words, your being sold off for small change.
Tex: Yo dawg, did you see the Title Fight last night? The Rattler totally got his ass taken to auction!
by obindustries1 March 20, 2010
Get the Taken To Auctionmug. A slave-auction is an auction of hotties where you can bid and maybe win the guy you won to do anything you want him to do.
Our soccer-team held a slave-auction and we all had to do different things, Matt had to do some dude's laundry, but I had to be my owner's sex-slave and ask him to suck his dick and get my boy-hole fucked!
by USAF Cadet February 5, 2021
Get the slave-auctionmug. by UVALaw November 17, 2010
Get the PILA Auctionmug. When your going south on a women and have to start spitting out everything you got as fast as you can to keep up with the pace.
Hey Michelle I was talking to Jennifer about me becoming a Cajun auctioneer she said I’d be really good at it what do you think?
by Off camber May 4, 2018
Get the Cajun auctioneermug.