Assuming Harkness

Speculating on something that is actually inevitable; as good as fact.

"Well, assuming Harkness, they'll end up sleeping together"

by NikeAgXY December 30, 2011

atsumoose

A very cool person. You should be their mutual on tiktok.

Oh you don’t follow atsumoose? Well then yer not hot.

by celestrelle March 19, 2021

atsumu kinnie

srsly some of the funniest people out there. also i’ve gotta ask. r u ok.

“do u have any kins?”

“yeah, i’m an atsumu kinnie.”

“...oh.”

by abbyabbyabby February 26, 2021

miya atsumu

he's just miya atsumu; not sangw**, barry b benson and r*t.

so-called-fan : ngl r**sumu looks like sangw**, prolly gonna break someone's ankle who likes jazz

cultured clown : that joke was not even funny ya know, he's just miya atsumu; not sangw**, barry b benson and r*t. he's also a professional volleyball player and a great asshole twin brother to osamu. it's so rude and ignorant of you people to take atsumu, sangw** and barry as jokes and calling him r**sumu. idc if you guys gonna labelled me as uncultured or whatevs but this shit matters a lot to me

by xtsumu October 31, 2020

Atsumu Miya

Not sangwoo, not a rat, not a bee, but a lovable bitch like Oikawa, please don't hate atsumu he is baby and amazing and is most definitely Sakusa Kiyoomi's soulmate.

Atsumu Miya is the better twin.

by Sakuatsu Supremacy September 26, 2020

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

An event that occurs when a Collector Drone in the video game Mass Effect 2 is possessed by Harbinger, the main villain of the game. It is one of his constantly repeated one-liners designed to intimidate you and it generally fails in that respect. Can be used to indicate that you have had your mind and body taken over by an alien consciousness.

Billy: Hey Jim, want to go to the cinema?

Jim: No i'm good.

Billy: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.

Jim: Is something the matter?

Billy: YOUR FORM IS FRAGILE. WE WILL DIRECT THIS ONE PERSONALLY. WE ARE THE HARBINGER OF YOUR ASCENSION. I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. IF I HAVE TO TEAR YOU APART SHEPARD I WILL. YOU HAVE ATTRACTED THE ATTENTION OF THOSE INFINITELY YOUR GREATER.

Jim: No need to be a bitch about it..

Billy: YOU HAVE FAILED.

by HARBINGEROFYOURDESTRUCTION February 21, 2010

assumination

When an individual practices the act of assuming.

He needs to stop practices assumination just because he thinks he knows the situation.

by Tze612 June 9, 2016