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A top

A phrase used by lesbian or gay referring to who is dominant, who is 'a top'. a top = on top, the pleasure giver.
"I told him/her that i wanted to please him/her to their every sexual desire, they replied" I do it the opposite way, im a top."
by justwantstopleazu June 16, 2009
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Grade A Top Choice Meat

Referenced in The Wedding Singer by Rob. Meant to describe a fine looking woman who has phenomonal attributes, which you would obviously tap. It is a somewhat derogatory term to refer to a woman as a mere piece of meat, which you would easily take all of.
"Hey man did you see that girl Stacy at the frat this weekend?"
"Oh hell yeah, she was Grade A Top Choice Meat."
by smutgremlin2 August 11, 2008
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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals
Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

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Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.
by Liberator13th January 22, 2009
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Girl wearing a skirt as a top

a less homophobic way to say "that's gay" .
Started by the iconic 2004 Hilary Duff commercial , as a way to be less homophobic
Friend 1 : is this out fit ugly

Friend 2 : yeah that is so , girl wearing a skirt as a top
by Kan't Vaccinate DemKids February 11, 2021
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pop a top

"Pop a Top" is a country song written and originally recorded by Nat Stuckey in 1966. The first hit version was released by Jim Ed Brown in May 1967 as the third and final single from his album Just Jim. The song was a number 3 Billboard country single for Brown in late 1967. It was later revived by Alan Jackson as the lead-off single from his 1999 album Under the Influence. Jackson's version peaked at number 6 on the United States Billboard Hot Country Singles & Tracks chart, and number 2 on the Canadian RPM Country Tracks chart.
by azdvfrt August 19, 2017
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runs like a top

the claim a person makes about their vehicle after another person says how much of a pice of shit it is.

a positive attribute to a car your trying to sell that is in reality a total piece of shit. is often followed by other claims about the car that people automatically assume would be there. ( i.e. air conditioning, power windows, power steering)
john, "dude, your car is a total piece of shit."

ralph, "nah dude she runs like a top."

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'91 Honda Civic, power windows. 197,000 miles but runs like a top.
by urbancowboy27 December 18, 2012
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pop a top

A sound created every time you open up a can of beer or some other canned drink. The saying was made famous by Alan Jackson's hit song, "Pop a top again."
That drunk said I'll pop a top one more time.
by Snick and Fsquirrel June 11, 2006
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