internet atheist

Everyone's favorite type of atheist . You know the ones who use sites such as YouTube , Twitter , Facebook , UD . etc to call Christians retarded for believing in a " delusion " /"imaginary friend " and blame ALL of the worlds problems on god . I've seen some nice atheists too on these sites but that's VERY rare . And the sad part is some atheists will always be on videos debating religion . Hell , the video can be called" rattlesnake bites" and someone will say " This dude died cause of a rattlesnake there IS no god. " . and that leads to NUMEROUS comments debating religion. SMH! I don't hate atheist people. I just hate it when they shove their views down are throats. (I know some Christians do this to so don't whine and thumbs down this definition.)

To all Internet Atheists :Don't worry about what religion we choose there are LARGER problems you should worry about instead of bashing god on youtube and saying the bible promotes tyranny/hatred yet some of the atheists I've seen have nasty/haughty attitudes.

by M.I.T.C.H. June 23, 2015

faces of atheism

The circlejerk to end all circlejerks.

faces of atheism actually made r/circlejerk break character

by BOSSN14 December 16, 2012

Athens Trident

The Athens Trident is when three guys are laying side-by-side. The man in the middle is on his side. The man posterior to him eats his ass while the man anterior to him gives him head. This forms the shape of a trident.

Yo, my boy and I are doing an Athens trident tonight. You want to be the middle man?

by Biggest of Dawgs September 29, 2021

r/atheism

See circlejerk.

Hypixel is slowly turning into r/atheism 2.0.

by anonym0u$e December 1, 2022

Atheist named Christian

A poor kid that ironically is named Christian even though they're an atheist. They constantly have to deal with people asking "Hey Christian, Are you Christian" In which you say no, And they end up saying "Then who are you?" This tends to annoy the living hell outta them. So please, If you ask that to one, Stfu

Griffin: Hey Christian, Are you a Christian?
Christian: -_- no i'm an atheist.
Griffin: Well if you're not Christian, Then who are you?
Christian: I'm a fucking atheist named Christian, Go fuck off.
Griffin: Why aren't you a Christian, you're named Christian. Its so ironic.
Christian: Omg shut the fuck up.
Griffin: You just said you're an atheist though! You can't have a god!
Christian: Fag
Narrator: Christian then walks off with a pissed off look after being heavily annoyed.

by SurvivingMining June 14, 2016

facebook atheist

An individual who incessantly publishes their newly acquired atheist beliefs on social media.

A Facebook atheist will say "in my opinion......." when they really mean "in Richard Dawkins opinion......."

by Lucas Lucas July 3, 2015

Desi Atheist

‘Desi Atheism’, which has its origins from Pakistan, where they mix every religion into one single bowl and equates or cancel out the evils of Islam with Hinduism, Buddhism, etc. and make Islam look perfectly normal, like any other religion.

Note. Desi Atheism has nothing to do with actual ‘Atheism’, which is based on Rationalism, and Skepticism.

8th fail Desi Atheist with a YouTube channel: “Look Hindus, Sikhs also have this, see I told you all religions are the same”
Person: “Ok, tell me the verse, source”
8th fail Desi Atheist…: *Shares a YouTube link of Zakir Naik commenting on Hinduism*
Person: Understandable, have a nice day.

by The Non Smoker March 23, 2022