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portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.
"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"
by udcollege March 30, 2021
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Astronomy Domine

"Astronomy Domine," composed by Syd Barrett, is the first track on Pink Floyd's 1967 album, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn. Complete with beeping, mind-blowing instrumentals, and the naming of celestial bodies, "Astronomy Domine" is an awe-inspiring example of psychedelic and space rock.
Astronomy Domine reduced her to hysterical giggling.
by RGar May 13, 2008
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Astrolux

The punk band Strung Out uses this as their designated symbol. Consists of a core with four orbiting rings. Many people get the astrolux tattoo at Twisted by Design.
Dude, bro! Did you see that sick astrolux sticker on the back of that tundra, bro? That was extreme!
by rxvcgiii April 23, 2006
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Astrology

Astrology is a pseudoscience used to predict and explain peoples lives based on the annual location of space rocks.
Often followed and practiced by idiots who have no understanding of physics and how the other planets do not change the outcome of events.
In many cases, when accused of practicing pseudoscience, the astrologer will likely make some claim about how “you believe in evolution and that the moon impacts the tides, so why shouldn’t I believe in this?” The answer simply being that there is actually scientific evidence to support scientific beliefs, and there’s nothing scientific about astrological bullshit.
Idiot: oh, you’d better not sign that contract today, it’s Mercury retrograde rn
Intellectual: I could not care less about your astrology bullshit
idiot: but, but, it means that things will go wrong and you’ll have bad luck
intellectual: no it doesn’t you uneducated addlepate. Go back to school
by Esrioas July 22, 2018
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Astrology Girl

Usually a 14-20 something year old girl who believes the alignment of the stars dictates everything about them.

They are some of the most toxic people on the planet and use their sign as an excuse/justification
Person 1: DUDE YOU JUST RAN OVER A FAMILY
Astrology Girl: Did I? I’m such an Aquarius
by Icy96 November 20, 2022
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Astrology

How predominantly white girls cover their insecurities
Did you hear? Suzie is into astrology?
Oh that bitch?
by cl00nkio April 26, 2020
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Astrologyphobia

The fear of horoscopes/astrology/zodiac signs or people who strongly believe in it
“Bro I’m so scared of Rebecca
“How come?”
“She believes in zodiac signs too much”
“Oh so you have Astrologyphobia?”
by Johz March 3, 2021
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