astrodomian

those from the n'awlins who were left homeless and are now living in the very accommodative Astrodome (also home of the Houston Texans) in result of hurricane katrina.

At first I had a home, but now I live in the Astrodome...what am I??

- I'm an Astrodomian!!

by blackerachi December 10, 2005

Astrodome

Getting head in outer space.

Gus got some astrodome while he was working on the space station.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2017

Astronot

Derogatory term used by flerfs (flat earthers) to describe astronauts.

Flerf: Those astroNOTS are suspended on wires on the fake iss!
Me: Really? Where are they?
Flerf: ...good question.

by IDEMANDSUCC July 30, 2021

astrodome

A penis that's wider than it is long; a chode.

Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.

Even though I can't fit it into her ass or pussy, my girl really loves to suck on my Astrodome.

by Mark H September 17, 2004

astropothitle

The act of saying something so obscure, and having people believe it makes sense, that it becomes a sensation of the internet, and then the world

He said something so magnificent, it became an astropothitle!

by EpicPikaJew July 2, 2012

Astrodouche

There's a grading level starting with douche bag, then asshat, and finally astrodouche. An astrodouche is unquatifiably and immeasurably such and douche the individual breaks the bell curve on psychopathy by his/ her obsessive behaviors to destroy your life to no rational end.

My exhusband mike won't let me live my life to the degree that I can't get him to stop hacking into all my accounts, he's a psychopath astrodouche.

by kalico_kat August 23, 2021

astrodome

n. an amazing blow job received in the state of Texas or from a girl who hails from the state of Texas.

All I want is some astrodome! Is that too much to ask?!

by Paul Bryant December 9, 2008