Astroglide

2nd best sexual lubricant on this planet

She put 5 drops of Astroglide in the reservoir tip condom before she rolled it onto me, and once I was in her I didn't even know I had a condom on.

by John R. December 9, 2003

astroglide

Gel you rub on a girl's labia before you have sex. It helps the penis slide in the vagina.

We used astroglide last night during sex. What a difference!

by mlm147 December 5, 2010

astroglide surprise

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

by hititlong January 6, 2006

astroglide ponytail

A string of astroglide left on the receiver's ass after anal intercourse.

I left that slut with an astroglide ponytail!

by Fearstyle March 10, 2008