assy nipples

The type of nipples that Saul Rosenburg (from The Jerky Boys phone calls) has.

I got sand all over my assy nipples

by Markus July 16, 2003

assy

having an ass-like or crappy quality; lameness

How about you're 19, stop being assy and sleep by yourself.

Are you kidding me? They're going to start counting pluses on a 4 point grading scale? That is super assy.

Wow, Alexander was an assy movie.

Fred Phelps is the assiest person that I've ever heard of.

by stuckupspandexbitch February 2, 2008

assy

lucky; obscenely lucky

(NYC area: used as long ago as the 50s in Brooklyn pool halls to describe very lucky shots; was still being used in Jersey City in the early to mid 90s to mean lucky)

That touchdown catch was assy.
He only beat me because he got assy.

by dertycity December 28, 2005

assy

the state of being an ass; eg. moody, quiet, sickening, annoying, butthole, mean, jerk.

Quit being assy!
Darryl likes to be assy when he talks to me on the phone late at night.

by R-Bradizzle November 24, 2006

assy pants

Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.

Jim has a case of the assy pants.

by keystone cops June 2, 2007

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

assy

when someones ass is in the state of hyphe or crazy movement

ex: the girl was jumping around and all the guys around her said..."damn that girl is assy".

by TANGO1 July 9, 2006