Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

Assward

Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

by bretfort October 3, 2008

assbeard

The hairs directly above one's asscrack that as one ages may grow up and towards the waistline. Usually found on men.

Dude, is that codger hidin' a badger in his shorts or is that just a wicked assbeard?!

by katgrrl January 16, 2009

answear

(verb); conj. <answer> + <swear>; The verbal act of responding with a rude and/or demeaning statement to someone else's point of view. Potentially resulting from stereotypes and rigid comprehension of the world, it is almost instinctual and encompasses no argumentation; often present in virtual games' chat windows.

- "I never really liked the way she sings."
- "Your mom's." (answorn)

- "You really need to stop eating."
- "F*** you." (the act of answearing)

by ArisMic July 14, 2014

asswart

The pairing of Ciarass and Stewart. ;p

Cirass (on her phone): Love you!
Stewart (on his phone): Love you too.
Abby (on Cirass' other phone): ASSWART! (hangs up)

by Abby&Chloe September 25, 2010

back asswards

Late English. meaning: Really fucked up. My dad and his beer invented back asswards.

That mother fucker never figured that shit out.

He has it all fucking back asswards.

What a fucking prick.

by MrSmokey February 4, 2006

Asswards

To head in the general directions of booty.

lets go asswards to the other side of the club.

by J Hyphen Money Sign December 17, 2008