assumptions

the mother of all fuckups.

Dont make assumptions or they will fuck you sideways

by Serbprince September 22, 2006

Assumptious

To a assume that a teacher from Booker T Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts is in a play you just saw. Only can be used by students attending Booker T Washington High School for the Performing and Visual Arts. Coined by Cate Tabor.

“Yeah I think that actress was the voice teacher but I don’t want to be Assumptious or anything”

by Lakdhfg October 30, 2021

Assumptions

Euclidean reasoning.

Hym "If by 'making assumptions' you mean assuming intuitively appealing axioms and deducing propositions from these, then, yes. And, yes, I have noticed that he has been substantiating these propositions (which is tight). Muh brains is fucking huge dawg. That's where all the pressure comes from. It's just muh big ole grey matter bulging out of my brain cage. Like some too tight jeans trying to contain a fat boner. I going to have to go out and buy a wheelbarrow pretty soon just to carry this motherfucker around."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2022

Assumptions

It's not an assumption.

Hym "You can't avoid making assumptions BUT you can avoid investigating. I wanted to go to McDonald's and you don't like the road I took to get to McDonald's. I'm there. Doing this is not going to change the fact that I got to McDonald's with the route I took. And now here we sit. Enjoying the consequences of you IN-action. Because INACTION... ALSO has consequences. Consequences that you are avoiding like the plague. You choose to dangle the key in front of me and when the blood began to flow from my cage into you world... You wept."

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

mr assumptions

A person who says he doesn't assume everything, yet does. He also probably calls the girl who broke up with him Ms. Assumptions, but he stalks the girl he used to have a thing with or date, and then assume everything she tweets and posts on instagram is about him.

Daamn my ex! Back at it again with calling me Ms. Assumptions when he's the one assuming everything is about him. He's the one assuming here - a Mr Assumptions.

by bananaplush August 28, 2016