Assteroid

A really inflamed hemorrhoid.

Bob: I have a raging assteroid!

Rob: That really sucks!

by chunihan February 14, 2013

assteroid

A small fissure in the anus that causes stool passage to be painful. Not large enough to be a hemorrhoid.

I had a particularly painful crap today. I think I might have an assteroid.

by Keylimeypie December 20, 2007

Ass-troid

A pimlpe or zit on your ass

Jon asked his girlfriend to pop his Ass-troid after they had sex in the shower.

by Clean ass July 1, 2009

Astroid

The only asteroid with a unusual name "Astroid" without the e. Sometimes people are called that.Either because their the odd one out or just the only one standing out.

Oh hello there Astroid! Still the usual little odd child. Haha.

by Emestar Metorus January 1, 2019

assroid

Someone who has experienced a personality change from taking steroids for so long.

Watch out for that guy. He's become a real assroid.

by dkvkb June 18, 2008

Assteroids

A great game exclusive to men. Girls cant aim so they arent allowed to play.

Its a game that consists of a man pissing into a toilet and specifically aiming at somebody elses poo stain and trying to blast it away!

That bitch says I never clean the toilet. I beg to differ because I play assteroids!

by Schmendt January 18, 2016

Assroid

A hybrid combination of a hemeroid and an asshole.

What's wrong with Josh? He's being a real assroid this week

by ChakraKon March 1, 2021