assetato

it means that you have a potato in your ass that was just pulled out

yo man check this assetato out i got it from your mom

by m0n3ym1k3y October 28, 2006

Ass Potato

Feces developed by a creature of any form. (Shit)

I gotta take a major ass potato

by patricia morarez October 13, 2020

asstatoe

An Asstatoe (Or correct grammer Asstato) is a potato shaped like an ass

Oh my fucking god man, all the potatoes my mom bought are Asstatoes

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016

ass potato

Turd. The implication is that the turd is large and bulky, like a potato.

Can also be used as an insult, which connotes "lazy," as in "couch potato."

1.

Bob: "Hurry up in there."

Dave: "Dude, I'm right in the middle of an ass potato."

2.

Sheila: "Did we get those numbers from the main office yet?"

Juanita: "Nah, those ass potatoes are always late."

by Xtofer January 12, 2009

asstato

Hemorrhoids. A combination of "ass" and "potato", implying growing lumpy parts in a dirty place.

I need some Preparation H: My asstatos are killing me!

by hroomba May 18, 2006

AshPotatoYT

A person on this earth who is creative, sweet, and definitely talented. We love her, we Stan Ash. She is #girlboss

AshPotatoYT is a girl boss, our queen.

by Secret person haha July 24, 2021

asstatoe

A potato that looks like a fucking ass

Oh my fucking god, my mom bought loads of asstatoes for the hell of it, my mom is fucking stupid at that

by Nightanifians May 10, 2016