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assphantom

1. verb The process of invading someone's ass with angry ghosts.

2. noun Rectal poltergeists
* Elucidate eyes Viceroy.
* Viceroy assphantoms Elucidate
<DigitalCommunist> o_o
<Elucidate> I won't even ask what that means.
<HellGremlin> God, how dense can you be. It's the process of invading your ass with angry ghosts.
<Viceroy> Good call
<HellGremlin> Duhhhhhhh.
<HellGremlin> Nothing like a case of the rectumgeists to set someone straight.
by Raem September 28, 2006
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assplanation

The answer to a query that sounds plausible or as though the respondent is aware of factual data regarding the answer but is really just pulled out of the respondent's ass (see talking out of your ass)
"I asked him about the importance of religion in society and he gave me some assplanation about the subjugation of the masses."
by Brandy October 27, 2004
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Assplant

When you plant your ass on different kind of things with purpose as a trick.

The origin came from skateboardings all accidents when you fell on the ass, and the word assplant came upp naturally. Then it became a thing to jump around and "plant the ass" on different kinds of thing.
For example plant you ass on the roof of a car by jumping up and sit on it.
Or if you accidentally fell, you can say you made a assplant.
by Emeni July 22, 2010
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asspants

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.
Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.
by BGLou January 29, 2004
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assplant

An Assplant is half Ass and half a Plant, Gentically modified by a crazy irish man who accidentally sat his ass on a plant, enjoyed it for 30 seconds (Or more) and then hinted at this experience during a Skype conversation (Witnesses: Alex, Zoey, Maggie who will all confirm this occurance)

Although the exact form of an assplant has not been confirmed yet, we can take this hint as all the evidence we need for the existence of the assplant (Even though the crazy irish man was drunk at the time)

This can be used as an insult, "You're an assplant!" reffering to someone who sits on plants and enjoys the experience, certain clubs of "Assplanters" have formed in several country towns in Ireland.
"You just got assplanted!"

"You're an assplant!"

"That guy over there, he likes to assplant!"
by Alex Philpott April 22, 2006
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assplant

It's for the unfortunate girls and boys who were born without asses. Through this new discovery, we've been able to give those unfortunate people lots o ass.
Unfortunate young gay man, "I have had problems since I've been a child, for my lack of ass. Is there anything you could do to help?"

Assplant grower, "Why yes, it's your lucky day. Now, with Assplant, you can get an incredible ass with only a couple minor implants!"
by Pallapooha April 12, 2007
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Assplant

Hey girl your booty looks bomb! Did ypu get assplants!?
by Pms4780 July 24, 2018
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