ashpants

slightly emo, slightly scene, but awesome.

drinks alot of rum, and smokes like a chimney with melons, her accomplice.

then they cause a ruckus.

omg.... i think ive spotted a wild ashpants, i cant be sure though because i cant see melons with her.

by MELONS_. May 27, 2008

ass pants

A word used in Beck's train of thought surreal song Hotwax from the album 'Odelay'. His train of thought was kinda Kenny Rogers, barflys and stretch wrangler jeans in the mood to impress. Eeewww....

Silver foxes looking for romance
In the chain-smoke
Kansas flash dance ass pants

by Bozlog November 25, 2006

no-ass-pants

Pants that girls wear which makes their ass hard to see due to their baggyness.

Does that girl have a tight or fat ass? I can't see 'cause she's wearing no-ass-pants!!!

by Joachim Borgen Johansen February 7, 2007

Assplants

Implants of the gluteus maximus.

Man A: Nicki Minaj is so hot. Just look at that ass!
Man B: Dude, those are assplants.

by YourMom212121 December 13, 2012

Crass Ass Pants

Low rise jeans. They are pants that fit on the hips and are unappealing to wear. When you bend over, they show off your butt crack. They are also very appeal to men that have crude, dirty, and crass humor.

Sally wore her crass ass pants to school and had all the boys drooling over her. However, she also suffered a wedgie for the entire day.

by theelephant_intheroom April 30, 2022

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

Ass pants

Pants that has the back end or seat of them cut out where it will show your bare ass. Ass pants are always worn without underwere.
Often worn by queers.
Also worn by women when they want to show off there ass to men.

Look at Kathy in those ass pants!

by Deep blue 2012 December 22, 2009