ASScentives

Derived from the word "incentives". An ASScentive is when a guy (or girl) is looking for a short term friend with benefits/piece of ass.

"I think this girl may offer some good ASScentives" or "He's a douche, he's just looking for ASScentives"

by ASScentives October 28, 2009

asscne

acne on a person's buttox aka "ass"

Look at that girl tanning naked... She has some serious "asscne"... I wouldn't touch her with Ken's dick and Dan pushing!

by Mario A May 28, 2006

assneck

the part of skin that joins your balls to your ass (a.k.a. the gooch and taint)

god your assneck must stink because you just told the room you wipe forward.

by schultz October 16, 2004

bitch assness

being a bitch to people. it is a disease

elijah has caught the bitch assness

by bitch assness January 26, 2012

assnee

ance on the ass; butt pimples

He's got a nasty case of assne

by bert December 13, 2004

assnesia

Temporary memory loss that occurs with women after engaging in good anal sex.

I worked my girl's ass good last night. She got assnesia and forgot how much she liked it.

by The Ass Doctor February 16, 2013

Asscension

When you eat so much ass you reach a state of nirvana

Last night I had so much ass that I reached asscension.

by Kurakuma May 19, 2019