assplosion

extemely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge.

After eating Taco Bell I had a massive assplosion.

by Bud Drayton November 13, 2002

optical allusion

When something you see happening in everyday life is exactly like something you read in a book, or saw in a movie.

When I walked in on my son having sex with a pie, it was like an optical allusion to that movie I saw!

by ae34 March 25, 2008

epicosity asplosion

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

by Super Normal January 9, 2009

assplosion

The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.

In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.

see also BM Blowout

Damn cuz, Stewart done dropped another assplosion!

by the_guy January 16, 2005

ASSPLOSION

When your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes mass distress to everyone around.

1) I was walking by a friend's cubicle when he had an assplosion. I can still see all of my coworkers running much like Harrison Ford would run from a detonating bomb!

2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!

by Jon Sanchez September 5, 2006

Asplosion

1. Noun - An explosion or implosion. Contains heavily ninja connotations.
Verb - Aplode
Adjective - Asplodey/Asploded

"Your head aplode!" (aplode is the verb, asplosion being the noun) (common phrase - implies asplodee viewed something far too awesome for their tiny cranium)

by A Shadow March 29, 2009

classical allusion

An indirect although not accidental reference to a Greek or Roman legend. This form of writing is often used in poetry. It is used repeatedly in Romeo and Juliet as well.

A classical allusions from Romeo and Juliet- "From forth day's path and Titan's fiery wheels"

by Sheepchick May 21, 2006