assley 

my good fren also known as antay koa

we no call her assley foa notin its cuz she kick ass

assley by kele April 6, 2005

Dick Assley 

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up.
You: He just dickrolled us.
Me: I see.

Dick Assley by GregNelson29 September 7, 2023

Rick Astley 

Probably the most legendary meme on the internet.

Rick Astley

Rick Astley by Jman030303 February 14, 2017

Rick Astley 

Our president

Rick Astley will never do these things to you:
Give You Up
Let You Down
Run Around
Desert You
Make You Cry
Say Goodbye
Tell A Lie
And Hurt You

Rick Astley by Master Of Nations September 19, 2020

Astley Paradox 

A scenario where you ask Rick Astley for a copy of the Disney Film "Up", meaning that Rick Astley will either have to "Give you up" or "Let you down", therefore creating the Astley Paradox.

Person: "Can I have the Disney Film Up?"
Rick Astley: "Damnit, you just made the Astley Paradox."

Astley Paradox by Lewis_Bubba July 6, 2020

ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.

"that person is a real ashley birch"

ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018

Ashleying 

Verb: To make an absolute mess of something, but with incredible enthusiasm and flare.

"How's the Ashleying, Derek?"
"Jeez dude, I really goobered the fuck out of it."

Ashleying by CherTheWealth May 28, 2020