pain-in-the-assitude

Typically an attitude or demeanor associated with those who need more attention than normal people.

Dear lawdies, that girl has a major case of pain-in-the-assitude!

Little Johnny came to school to today spreading his pain-in-the assitude all over the playground.

by Betty Bettyo November 10, 2009

nassy assitude

When someone is in a mean mood

You my friend have a nassy assitude!

by DarOsb July 24, 2016

kick assitude

the level at which you kick ass

my the meters measured my kick assitude the scale would be broken

by krells June 2, 2008

high assitude

A physiological phenomenon where the intergluteal cleft (the butt crack) exhibits an ambitious upward trajectory, reaching altitudes previously reserved for the lumbar region.

The anatomical equivalent of a "never-ending story," where the crack starts so high it’s basically trying to shake hands with the shoulder blades.

A state of being where standard-rise pants are utterly defeated by the sheer verticality of one’s backside.

"I tried to buy those Italian-cut trousers, but my high assitude made it look like I was smuggling a vertical coin slot all the way up to my mid-back. Shit is majestic and terrifying at the same time."

by Potato Baggins January 18, 2026

Asstitude

1. The positive emotions generated by the shaking / movement of the gluteus maximums muscles and hip flexors.
2. The scientific study of shaking one's ass as pertains to one's joyous feeling.

When you're feeling down, just use this asstitude to feel great again

by P1-UNIT September 22, 2019

Bad Asstitude

Someone whose attitude is always bad ass. Someone who is always into bad ass stuff like eating nails for breakfest.. without milk !

"You see the guy with the sunglasses riding the elephant while shooting another guy on a lion.. ?"

"Yeah they really have a bad asstitude"
"Haha cool word dude"

by Dansdude June 13, 2014

asstitude

An asstitude is used to describe someone who has the attitude of an asshole.

Heather has such an asstitude.

by pseudonym, aha April 18, 2009