Assish

The act of being an asshole.

Dude, that is totally assish of you to jack off in Travis's shampoo!

by Fuzzy Walrus September 27, 2006

pawsonal assistant

As we move forward in time, a significant fraction of the human population is rejecting speciesism that humans all over the world are conditioned to. As the non-speciestic movement grows, more people are adopting non-human animals and providing them shelter in their homes. Like children, non-human animals need care on a daily basis and in some cases, need someone to be available at all times. It is inevitable that the adopting human might not be able to give care at all times and will need to hire a pawsonal assistant during these times to care for their non-human animal companions.

As Maria foresees traveling once a month, she is hiring a pawsonal assistant for her best friend, Foxy.

by Social-media Wordsmith August 21, 2018

Asses Of Fire

A popular Canadian film that sparked the Canadian-American war, and caused the deaths of millions.

Asses of Fire may well be the second best movie ever made, right after Asses of Fire 2.

by PEN-15 October 30, 2003

Alternating Asses

A little known technique for fitting the max amount of people into the backseat of a car. If done properly, 4 maybe even 5 people will be able to comfortably ride in a 3 person backseat.

It consists of having the first person who gets in the back seat sitting with their ass either touching the backrest(as you would normally ride) or sitting with their ass as close to the edge of the seat(and as far from the backrest) as possible. From their, everyone alternates ass to front ass to back until you can't fit anymore people.

This is proven effective.

"Dude I don't know if I can give all of you a ride"-Guy 1

"It's chill we'll just sit with alternating asses and be good to go."-Guy 2

by alcanic April 26, 2009

Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008

Assness

1. A word used to describe something extremely annoying or frustrating.

2. The quantity or quality of buttocks in a given situation or area.

1. If I had to describe this game's assness, I just have to say: It's very ass!

2. I was at a "gentlemen's club" yesterday, and the assness was extrordinary.

by Mrcatanstuff. April 17, 2010

Pre-assessment

Pre-assessment is a test students can take before a new unit to find out what the students need more instruction on and what they may already know. Pre-assessment is a way to save teachers time within the classroom while teaching new material.

The kids take a Pre-assessment in school

by Game mode 0 September 16, 2016