Assholity

The quality or condition of assholish behavior; the state of being an asshole

"The assholity of Glenn Beck boggles the mind."

by ETYLF August 4, 2009

Assholios

A cereal that contains brown stars and dingleberries. The cereal is part of a complete anal breakfast and it is Mother Approved! Derived from the cereal Cheerios.

Jose (Obe): Hey Jerry you want some of my Assholios?
Jerry: Does it have those brownstars marshmellows and dingleberries?
Jose (Obe): You know it!
Jerry: Mmmm. Taste so good. Thanks Buddy.
Jose (Obe): Ahhh It feels so good.

by zoid, jerrica, obe March 23, 2012

Assholitosis

This is when someone is talking so much shit that the stench coming from their mouth could be mistaken for the other end of their anatomy.

Guy 1: " and then this super hot chick walked up to me and asked me for my number."

Guy 2: " I can't listen to anymore of this. You need to go see a doctor about your Assholitosis."

by Shaman_X January 19, 2009

assholious maximus

Leader of all assholes

That guy must have been democratically elected the assholious maximus

by Wads and willis February 5, 2015

Assholics Anonymous

Assholics Anonymous® is a fellowship of men and women who share their experience, strength and hope with each other that they may fuck the lives of as many people as possible.

"Is A.A. for you? Only you can decide whether you want to give Assholics Anonymous a try?"

by rperazag June 30, 2010

Assholistic

Adj. An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior.

John's comment at the wake was so assholistic even I wanted to kick his ass.

Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?

by XpideR G August 5, 2009

assholios

"Assholic bum faced alien creatures"

"Assholios" assholic bum faced alien creatures" ready to take over planet earth in 2013!!! ;-) ( all urban dictionary viewers are the first to witness the teaser) enjoy!!!!

by STERKOTIPRODUCTIONS October 24, 2011