Assgole

Someone who wants to call someone a asshole using a keyboard but pressers g instead of h but doesn't care because it's even funnier.

"Your such a assgole, ...lol assgole!, god thats funny"

by jen_r July 1, 2009

assgoblin

To like giving it up the ass.

Nick is an assgoblin.

by Ozzy21 June 24, 2005

assgoblins

Assgoblins is a term for herpies of the asshole. The pain and sores are cuased by constant bites and sratches of the Assgoblins living in your anal crevice. Some people have intence forms of Assgoblins and some even have a city of Assgoblins in their gluteus maximus hole. Either way, if you suspect to have an Assgoblin or even a village of Assgoblins in your ass crack, then seek medaical attention immediately.

Bob: dude, i think i got a case of assgoblins
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.

by Asssman February 4, 2008

assgoblin

Little green men, often confused with asselves and assfairies, they dance around a campfire lit by methane within the outer anus of a man. They perform ass-ceremonies all night until the "crack" (AHAHAHA A PUN) of ass-dawn.

John Travolta is an assgoblin, who lives down the street

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 11, 2003

assgoblin

The act of consuming another's posterior for the purpose of sexual arousal.

Tom likes to watch movies where women are assgoblin.

by K. Reeves October 27, 2003

assgoblin

Usually a physically and mentally weak individual who finds thier only pleasure in making unintelligent cracks on other people.

That kid Derek talking smack about people is such an assgoblin.

by MPC October 25, 2003

assgoblin

1- A shit stain or stray shit when one doesn't wipe their ass properly.

2-A piece of shit

This is the last time I do your laundry. Your underwears are full of assgoblins.

Damn, flush the toilet, man! You left an assgoblin in there.

by William Gilson August 29, 2006