Asscrack Consciousness

The natural ability to feel when ones asscrack is exposed to the public.

I felt wind between the valleys when I bent over to pick up the fork. Thank Goodness my asscrack consciousness kicked in so that I could cover up. Had it remained exposed, Stacy's parents would have seen my asscrack.

by Veryaware December 1, 2014

Asscrackistan

Any third world shithole with a desert where a military person would NOT want to be sent.

"Hey brother, where are you headed next?"

"Who knows? Probably another year in Asscrackistan."

by Spork134 September 22, 2008

Asscrakis

A desert planet in the porn version of Dune, based on Arrakis.

Asscrakis ... Dune ... home of the “spice”, land of giant “worms”…insert porno music

by HamboneFakenamington11 May 21, 2022

asscrack tomatoes

Cherry tomatoes grown between the “cheeks,” around one’s asshole, sprouted from the dark, hairy, brown environment.

A fave hobby of the incarcerated male, asscrack tomatoes can be added to the typically vitamin and enzyme deficient salads routinely served by the state.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 23, 2020

asscalator

When a never-ending line of managers crawls up your ass.

Mike didn't get his development goal done in time and had a full asscalator going on all day in his cube.

by DolfinFin February 27, 2015

asscalade

An Asscalade is an oversized useless vehicle driven by stuck-up bitches and pompous ass-holes who think they own the road. These drivers will also cut you off, usually without a signal, because they think they own the road.

Holy shit! That stupid bitch in the Asscalade nearly clipped our front end!

by sassyred April 30, 2009

Asscrack Splash

A patch of hair that stems from above your buttcrack and spreads to your lower back

I went to the pool yesterday and some honkey had an asscrack splash

by edvsthewrld July 6, 2020