Ass Blasting

A grossly obnoxious overcharging for a product that is worth severely less that what you are paying for it.

5 bucks for this can of Arizona Ice Tea!! What an Ass Blasting!

by skotobasilio February 4, 2009

Ass Blasting

Aggressively flatulating.

I'm experiencing serious Ass Blasting right now.

by The spagnetti master! June 13, 2016

Assbusting

Your in a bathroom stall, but instead of shitting in the toilet you shit on the floor, ceiling, and walls, and end up puking in the toilet but missing.
Pretty much, you get your shit all over the fucking place. And not the fucking place it should be.

Steve was assbusting yesterday. That shit was everywhere, yo!

by MayzieAndTayzie October 24, 2010

Ass blasting

When you get massive amounts of diarrhea coming out your anus.

Omg I can't stop pooping I think I'm ass blasting the toilet seat

by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015

ass blasting

to either absolutly destroy someones anal cavity, or to shoot your goo in there

me - herd about the ass blasting last nite toilet chops
rooney - please not again guys, its not funny anymore
me/word user - shut your cock hole, your quite the anal conisouer
rooney - breaks into song ' how could this happen to meee..'

by don glover October 20, 2008

Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

assblading

it's like, when you pretend that your hand is a sword, like a blade
and then you, kind of, you know, assblade.

sean: ok, if you bend over in ront of me, i can pretend my hand is an assblade and stab your ass.

by tedium March 16, 2005