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Absberg

The rectus abdominis muscle (abs) that are hidden under the belly fat and are yet to emerge. They say only 10% of an iceberg can be seen and the rest is under the water; the same applies to the absberg.
Dude #1: Man, don't drink that much, you're gonna lose your 6 pack!
Dude #2: No. I'll just have an absberg.
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Assperger

A syndrome wherein one lacks social skills, has above average intelligence and is overly disagreeable and pompous. A malignant form of Asperger's syndrome, a spectrum disorder related to autism. A fusion of Asperger and Ass.
by Thomas J. Webb January 9, 2008
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Assperger

(noun) A person who behaves selfishly, insists on their own agenda, and does not harmonize with their surroundings or social environment.

A person who behaves like an asshole with little to no social consequences to them by claiming Asperger's syndrome.

An amalgamation of "ass" and "asperger"
Adam was a classic Assperger - inconsiderate, awkward and foul smelling.

Next time, we won't tolerate an Assperger for a roommate.
by zhivago16 March 3, 2017
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assburgers

A play on the word "aspergers", a minor version of Autism characterized by social isolation and other odd behavior. Also very funny to yell.
"ASSSSSSSBUUURRRRGERRRRRZZZZZZ!!!1"

~Murray Smith, Flecko.net, sufferer of "assburgers"
by Rainbringer June 11, 2006
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Assburgers

Pronunciation of the word, “Asperger’s,” which is a high functioning form of Autism. People with it don’t usually notice social cues such as body language and tone of voice.

Cartman, from SouthPark, tried to convince everyone that he had “Assburgers.”
Do you think I have ASSSSSSSBurgers?

Yes, I think you have Assburgers.
by Uberlesbian August 27, 2018
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Assburgers

1. Unlike its distantly related cousin and professionally recognized medical disease, Asperger's Syndrome, "assburgers" is when someone claims mental defect (that they probably don't even have) as an excuse for socially inept or unacceptable behavior. The term "assburgers" is commonly entered as a mocking rebuttal on Internet forums whenever someones tries to evade (using mental defect as an excuse) being called on for poor behavior.

2. Assburgers can also be used to describe anti-social or otherwise retarded, socially inept, or offensive person(s) or groups of people who are tolerated, even welcomed within a particular group, because the host(s) lacks courage or incentive to stand up for moral principles to kick them out.
Spooks making LiveJournal posts about how they have sex with their pets, act shocked when people turn them in to the FBI, and then feign mental defect as an excuse to make their behavior okay.

Dweebs who act shocked and feign mental defect as an excuse after they get banned from Internet forums after making death threats against the forum moderators.

Pedophilic drawings and the people who draw them being welcomed on various on-line artist communities to form their own special clubs on these websites to talk to each other and "make plans". This is a case where the website owners have ASSBURGERS in addition to the individuals of questionable integrity they allow into their club(s).
by violated cucumber January 7, 2010
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Assburger Helper

Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.
Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.
by Vyhaka April 7, 2009
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