A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.
by catch24 October 25, 2006
by Paul April 03, 2003
On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"
by schirato December 02, 2010
Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.
by visionhale May 24, 2010
The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.
by Chris McK February 28, 2006
1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).
2. a**hole
2. a**hole
Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.
by tr0n December 31, 2003
Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.
by bouncejlf June 17, 2009