Assbag

A portable shitter for old people. Used when making it to the bathroom is an impossibility. Just pop a squat and take a shit. Much like a reverse pissbag.

Haha, look! That old dude just dropped his assbag.

by catch24 October 24, 2006

assbag

a complete asshole. someone who sucks really really bad and doesnt give 2 shits about other people

That kid who just cut me off is a complete assbag

by Paul April 3, 2003

assbag

Assbag is a common word used to explain the level of douchbaggery that an asshole has sunk to.

On the anniversary of our wedding, my asshole ex-husband texted me a picture of his dick - "Assbag!"

by schirato December 3, 2010

assbags

Fan-modified catchphrase of Zeddicus Zu'l Zorander of Legend of the Seeker/Sword of Truth. Applies to any situation.

Save Our Seeker you assbags!

by visionhale May 25, 2010

assbag

The epitome of all asses; a derogatoy word (noun) typically utilized in defiling a particular species of homosapien expressing excessive abnormal behavior.

Hey assbag, get the hell off of the road!
Your mother sucks assbags in hell!

by Chris McK April 12, 2006

assbag

1. slang word for someone who represents that of a colostomy bag (derived from being full of s**t).

2. a**hole

Because of his choice to leave the drowning baby in the lake though physically able to have saved it, the man was a renowned assbag.

by tr0n December 31, 2003

assbag

Your ex-bf who is such an amazing asshole that he cheated on you for four months, lied straight to your face twice when you asked him about it and then thought that since you knew about it you could keep seeing each other while he kept dating the other girl without telling her about you because he didn't want to hurt her.

Dan is such a fucking assbag!

by bouncejlf July 7, 2009