assache

1. noun. a pain in the ass.
2. noun. an ache generated by sitting too long.

I've been playing Final Fantasy so long I've given myself an assache.

by censored711man December 14, 2004

asscrest

Asscresting is a facet of foreplay that involves snuggily placing the erect penis in the middle of the girls(or guys, asscresting is applicable to sexual orientations of all kinds) asscheeks and sliding or rotating in any desired direction. It is essentially grinding without pants on. Highly convenient and surprisingly pleasurable, asscresting is on the rise as an act of foreplay and i encourage anyone interested to experiment. Don't knock it till you try it. dicks.

"Yea she wasn't ready for sex so we just asscrested, it was chill."

"Dis bitch wuz on her purriod so ya boy was asscresting dem cheeks all night."

by jewboy69696969 September 29, 2011

asscred

1. Asscred is short for "Major Ass Credit". This is when you get a lot of Extra Credit in a lame-ass setting, like therapy or school.
2. Identical to street cred, but in school. Your popularity factor in school. Also referred to as Social asscred.

"I got a shitload of asscred for that Emerald Team Motto project."

by Emma J September 17, 2008

Assache

The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020

asscreamsoup

by Brandon Rizzardi - The action of diarrhea going back into your ass while shitting very violently

my ass hurts i just had asscreamsoup

by BonnieGamer123 January 25, 2021

asscream

shit on a cone

its winter and its too cold for icecream so have some warm asscream instead

by Draconmag September 16, 2011

Asscred

Major ass credit. Seriously.

"Kid, I just got asscred from doing something. wow."
(Said from apathetic kid.)

by Emma and Miriam's word. September 8, 2006