Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

ass-pirate

Derogatory term for a male who feels a sense of conquest from engaging in intercourse with other males.

Brett you ass-pirate!

by Billy Ray September 11, 2005

ass pirate

A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"

Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?

by Chotedog May 4, 2005

ass pirate

an insult implying the individual is gay
to steal or bang ass

Jim-"ARG there be the booty i be wantin to score"
Chris"Damn it Jim you're such an ass pirate"

by England June 10, 2005

ass pirate

As early pirates were motivated by pieces of eight, these modern day pirates are dominated by dreams of pieces-o-ass. The ass pirate is so obsessed that what is common sense to the intelligent person escapes them entirely.

The ass pirate had no idea what the triangular sign with the word "YEILD" meant.

by Drew Bryden April 29, 2003

ass pirate

One who pillages and plunders the unexplored crevices of the ass.

*insert name here* is a flaming ass pirate!

by MizMaverick September 30, 2002

Ass Pirate

A Pirate of the Ass. He roams the ass with his ship (penis) finding treasure and pleasure at the same time.

Josh is an ass pirate. He likes to swab the poop deck with his small pirate penis.

by Garth's Mom November 7, 2007